Lazy-eyed celebrity of the week: Heidi Klum

This week's (and our first) lazy-eyed hot girl is...Heidi Klum! Off the runway and into our hearts...she's watching you while you touch yourself inappropriately...or is she?

                Camera's this way, Heidi

Obligatory first post

There are those who have said I will never keep a blog going. There are those who have said I have neither the ambition/drive/motivation/discipline to post even once a day to said blog. In general, those people are...correct. However, since this blog is dedicated to all things fail, how ironic would it be for me to actually succeed where I have failed so many times in the past?

Not that ironic.

Meh.

In any case, here we go. Enjoy the metallic-pee theme that Blogger has so graciously provided. I'd say I'll get around to changing the layout, but, I'll make you a deal: I can either work on the look-and-feel, or actually post.

In either case, you lose, and I gain nothing.

Let the games begin.