Obligatory first post

There are those who have said I will never keep a blog going. There are those who have said I have neither the ambition/drive/motivation/discipline to post even once a day to said blog. In general, those people are...correct. However, since this blog is dedicated to all things fail, how ironic would it be for me to actually succeed where I have failed so many times in the past?

Not that ironic.

Meh.

In any case, here we go. Enjoy the metallic-pee theme that Blogger has so graciously provided. I'd say I'll get around to changing the layout, but, I'll make you a deal: I can either work on the look-and-feel, or actually post.

In either case, you lose, and I gain nothing.

Let the games begin.