How IS it made???

There's a show on the Science Channel that documents how "everyday" items are made through their entire production process. Seems interesting on the surface, but they pick some of the most mundane and boring things to show. For instance, tonight's items were Ambulances, Dining Room tables and accordions.

Finally, I'll know how a flat piece of wood with four round pieces of wood attached to the bottom all comes together.

What they need to do is tackle the real issues. Like, how about how they make those crackers that are crackers on one side and pretzel crackers on the other. Except not like round pretzels, they're flat. So it's doubly confounding how it works. 

 

Now that I think of it, those are a lot like the old Keebler "Tater Skins". Related: they were the shit.

So anyway Science Channel, I'm looking at you. We have a right to know.